Sunday, August 9, 2009

Sunday update

For those of you who didn't make it to the service tonight...

The Word was brought by Dib and her husband, Ellen (they're Australian), who revealed many things I hadn't known before, such as, the kingdom of heaven is like a knit and that Jesus went around healing lippers.

I got into a bit of trouble over dinner when I was questioned by one of the guests - an elderly lady dressed in hat, pearls and a white frilly dress.
"I overheard that you're a writer. What is the name of your book?"
I hadn't foreseen situations like this when my agent suggested the current title.
"Ahem. Our Lady of the Condoms."
Fortunately, it appears the old lady was deaf.
"Have you spent much time in the Congo, dear?"

© Louise Godbold